Grandes Duos da TV [8]

 

Bender e Fry (Futurama)

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!


Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?


Bender: Hey Fry, I'm steering with my ass.
Fry (leaps out of chair): That's the best thing I ever saw.


Leela: That was the worst mission yet.
Fry: Yeah. I'm never going to any planet called Cannabilon.
Bender: Me too. Food was good, though.


Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's we burn it and *say* we dumped it in the sewer.

Bender: Fry come quick its an emergency!
Fry (runs in):WHAT! WHAT!
Bender: shut up already! Calculons on t.v.!

Bender: I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead