Grandes Duos da TV [8]

 

Bender e Fry (Futurama)

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!


Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?


Bender: Hey Fry, I'm steering with my ass.
Fry (leaps out of chair): That's the best thing I ever saw.


Leela: That was the worst mission yet.
Fry: Yeah. I'm never going to any planet called Cannabilon.
Bender: Me too. Food was good, though.


Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's we burn it and *say* we dumped it in the sewer.

Bender: Fry come quick its an emergency!
Fry (runs in):WHAT! WHAT!
Bender: shut up already! Calculons on t.v.!

Bender: I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead

Grandes Duos da TV [6]

Homer Simpson and Duff Beer (The Simpsons)

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.

You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!

Homer no function beer well without.

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!