terça-feira, março 27, 2012

Grandes Duos da TV [7]

Christopher Moltisanti e Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri (The Sopranos)

Christopher Moltisanti: We shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Yeah and I shoulda fucked Dale Evans but I didn't.

[Paulie and Christopher botched a killing and are now stranded in the woods]
Christopher Moltisanti: For all we know, he could be out there stalking us.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: With what? His cock?

[Christopher is urinating outside on Paulie's side of the van]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Ohhhh! Go do that by your own window! I don't wanna have to smell your piss all night!
Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck you, Paulie.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What'd you say?
Christopher Moltisanti: You heard me.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Don't make me pull rank on you, kid!
Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck you, Paulie! Captain or no captain, right now we're just two assholes lost in the woods.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: C'mon, Chrissy. All the shit we been through, you really think I'd kill ya?
Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, I do.

Christopher Moltisanti: Russians? They're not all bad.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How 'bout the Cuban Missile Crisis? Cocksuckers flew four nuclear missiles into Cuba, pointed them right at us.

Christopher Moltisanti: That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.

3 comentários:

Anita disse...

Chris: "You ever feel like nothing good was ever going to happen to you?2
Paulie: "Yeah...and nothing did. So what? I´m alive, I´m surviving."

Caramba...como eu tenho saudades desta série!! Paulie Rocks :)

Zekka disse...

Eu ainda estou a desfrutar dessa dupla e do restante elenco! Grande série!!

Tony: (on cellphone) It's a bad connection so I'm gonna talk fast. The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando. He killed 16 Chechen rebels single-handed!

Paulie: Get the fuck outta here.

Tony: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's like a Russian Green Beret. He can not come back and tell his story. You understand?

Paulie: I hear you.

Paulie: (to Chris) You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.

Chris: Geez, his apartment looked like shit.


Loot disse...

Anita: O Paulie será sempre uma das maiores personagens da TV :D

Zekka: É uma das maiores, sem dúvida, uma série épica.