Homer Simpson and Duff Beer (The Simpsons)
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.
You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!
Homer no function beer well without.
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!