Graham: A liar is the second lowest form of human being. Ann: What's the first? Graham: Lawyers.
James Spader em "Sex, Lies and Videotape"
Alan Shore: Let me tell you two things about myself. I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair. Lester Tremont: That's three things. Alan Shore: See? Not playing fair already. And I'm just getting started.