Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland and Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty (The Wire)
Bunk: Boy, them Greeks and those twisted-ass names.
McNulty: Man, lay off the Greeks. They invented civilization.
Bunk: Yeah? Ass-fucking, too.
McNulty: You know why I respect you so much, Bunk?
McNulty: It's not 'cause you're good police, 'cause, y'know, fuck that, right?
Bunk: Mm. Fuck that, yeah.
McNulty: It's not 'cause when I came to homicide, you taught me all kinds of cool shit about . . . well, whatever.
Bunk: Mm. Whatever.
McNulty: It's 'cause when it came time for you to fuck me . . . you were very gentle.
Bunk: You damn right.
McNulty: See, 'cause you could have hauled me out of the garage and just bent me over the hood of a radio car, and . . . no, you were, you were very gentle.
Bunk: I knew it was your first time. I wanted to make that shit special.
McNulty: It was, man. It fucking was.